WHO: Havelock Vetinari, Naomi Armitage. BY RADIO: Celene Hunter, Joseph Suen, Near, Toushirou Hitsugaya.
WHAT: Havelock has his eyes set on a new addition to his pet project.
WHEN: August 29, 2007
WHERE: Vetinari's Office, IPA Headquarters

( Havelock Vetinari is the /biggest bastard ever/. But in the name of the multiverse! )